Run! Bitch Run! (2009)

Run! Bitch Run! starts with three simultaneous sex scenes and a bloody murder and dismemberment. Lots of tits, drugs, and violence is what you get here. And it’s entertaining enough, for a little while. Never mind that it’s a knockoff Rob Zombie movie, from the grungy look to the witty, fucked-up dialogue.

Two Catholic school girls are selling bibles door-to-door (in short skirts, oddly), and they come knocking on a door just as inside one chick is getting shot through the neck by Lobo (Peter Tahoe), who is basically this film’s version of Otis from The Devil’s Rejects or Krug from Last House on the Left.

The issue here is the complete lack of originality. Run! Bitch Run! draws a little something from every rape and revenge thriller. There is even the somewhat mentally handicapped guy who has thrown-in with the bad guys, like in I Spit on Your Grave, which is probably the movie it steals from most of all. After getting raped and having her friend murdered, Catherine (Cheryl Lyone) becomes an expert in vengeful murder and marksmanship. Not likely for Catholic school girl, but what do I know?

  

Oh, and the acting is pretty atrocious. But that’s to be expected.

At least there’s lots of gore and bare breasts. I don’t think there is a single woman in the film that doesn’t end up showing her tits. Sexploitation, anyone? And, oh yeah, there is an ass rape with a machete scene.

Check it out on Tubi and Amazon.