Come on, you know what you’re getting into with a title like that. That’s why I’m somewhat baffled by all the bad reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes, with people acting like they’re shocked and offended. It had a budget of $10k, for Christ’s sake! And that’s with like half-a-dozen “production companies” throwing in some scraps.
Don’t Fuck in the Woods is a badly-acted, poorly shot, bloody boobfest creature feature, as it should be. there is no need to spend a lot of time explaining the plot, since there really isn’t one. Young people go camping in the woods. The young people decide to engage in sexual activities. A mysterious, poorly-constructed creature kills everyone in the midst of fucking. And that’s pretty much it.
Don’t go in thinking you’re going to see something Kubrick-esque, like the folks online. It’s shit, yes. But if you know it going in, you can enjoy the goofiness and bad special effects and the sex scenes that go waaaay too long for a film that isn’t porn. In other words, enjoy the cheese.
You can watch it on Tubi or order the DVD on Amazon.